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ATI!
ISSUE: 10
Eleven actually came out before this one. We waited a great deal of time
for this one while attempting to unscramble it with a sector editor. This was
going to be our second 80 column issue, and our first Amiga issue, but I guess
it's back to the old 8-bit atari.
Oh well.
disclaimer
A lot of people are complaining about the ascii formatting of my
T-Philes. Most people ask what kind of commodore, err, computer I use.
Yes, I have an old 8bit atari, but that isn't the problem at all. I found
out an hour ago that it's my modem. And my dip switches look like this:
>-----------------<
alligator : alligator
clip : clip
bell
wire.
AND I'M NOT TOUCHIN 'EM UNLESS SOMEONE LENDS ME A 12 OR 24 HUNDRED BAUD
MODEM IN CASE I SCREW IT UP BIGTIME.
The only other complaint I'm hearin', is the 40 column format. I'm sorry,
but until EVERY computer hosts 80 columns I will publish at 40 columns. If you
want an 80 col issue, get out your favorite text editor or word processor.
At any rate, if you find yourself unable to read these issues, try
downloading them another way, or from another board. Some sysops have changed
the format using some program that's out there. When I find out what the name
of it is, I'll publish it here, and/or publish names of boards now and then
where we're formatted properly.
FLASH!!! WHO IS THE BAND THAT DID THE REMAKE OF LED ZEPPELIN'S "LIVIN
LOVIN MAID"? Sounds like Fatboys, but it sounds awesome.NOTAS MUSICAS!!!
The official ATI music section.
To the tune of "Frito Bandito" commercial:
Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye.
Your mother sucks chrome
off a bumper hitch.
When stuck between two lousy choices ie: Bush/Duke, US/SU, Coke/Pepsi,
McDonalds/Burger King-- I always say choose BEER.
Then instead of having to come up with an explaination, simply
say, "Dunno, I was cocked".
"Little" Steven Van Zandt told me last April that SPIN was really about
the only worthwhile RockRag to check out any more. I guess he was just as
angry with Hit Parader, Cream, and Rolling Stone as I was. I didnt notice so
obviously til this month. (sept 88 issue) (the one with Traci Chapman on
the cover... you know, the black chick with the nappi hair)
Anyways, here's a few thoughts from various musicians I decided to
highlight for you in case you cant get out and steal a copy or buy
it maybe. (I did)
HOLLY NEAR: If you write a generic peace song that just talks about peace
really propose solutions or if you put forward some kind of analysis of what
is causing war or racism or sexism.
You saw that when Little Steven was doing much more specific things about
south africa. It was alright to feed the Africans, but when we talked about
actually wanting the Africans to liberate themselves and take control of their
own countries, then it was less of a hit than the humanitarian concept of just
feeding the poor African people.
BILLY BRAGG: For some artists, being political is what sells their
record, for good or bad. Certainly my audience is based on political stuff.
Nobody ever asks me what guitar strings I use or what I was doing in my next
video. They all want to know when I am going to think of a good rhyme for
"socialism".
PETER GABRIEL: I really hope young people get a sense that they CAN make
a difference in what is going on. I think that isthe most important thing-
that they dont feel victims of the world; that they feel in charge of the
world, because it's theirs to inherit.
NONA HENDRYX: to me, the basic problem is to continue. Not only for the
artist to do it but the audience or the people who are listening to stay
involved. Not only on the large level, but on the small level, in your
community, your neighborhood, your state.
MERLE HAGGARD: was always necessary. From the time I was in the fourth,
5th grade, it would be on my report cards, only the teachers would call it
staring out the window. But what I was doing was trying to write songs.
JACKSON BROWN: A door was kicked open with Band Aid and Live Aid so that
you saw a little bit of the rest of the world. Then the door opened a little
further when you saw that there was apartheid in south africa. Now the door
has really been kicked wide open because you see that our government is
involved in a lot of things like selling arms to Iran, trading arms for
hostages, and diverting money illegally to wars that really can only be called
private wars now.
LITTLE STEVEN: In the media, that's where the battle is. that's where
the communication is going on -- where the public opinion is going to be
effected. That's were education is going to take place.
Any of you who attended the Rutgers Convention last spring will remember
the seminar called Media, Modem, and Music put on by Abbie Hoffman, Marc
Greenberg, and Little Steven. They dealt with a revolution in the music
industry, (and moreso the WHOLE media industry) saying a major change was on
its way. These quotes, and many others in last month's SPIN just grabbed my
attention, and made me think that change might be already powerfully on its
way. (especially if you heard any of Traci Chapman's other (pronounced "not
played on the radio stations")) songs.
At any rate, I didnt mean for this article to make sense as a whole. It
was more or less a collage of musical stuff that might get you grabbin your
acoustic; or hopefully your million watt marshall stack. Cause this shit has
GOT to get out. s/ prime.
FAH-Q'S CORNER...
Well here we are in Indianapolis. ATI had to go on vacation and just
get away from the local secret service... I mean the police. This place is
great. I am checking for 1800 diverters from my hotel room.
You can do all kinds of schitt from a hotel room phone. When we checked
in they never asked for ID so I told them I was Phillip Regular. They gave us
a room in the exec section when I told them I ran a newspaper. The room cost
33 a night with a bottle of wine. Well to get back to the phone. In this
hotel they have a system that can dial direct to another room, just by
dialing a 3 digit number.
Well when I checked in the clerk told me I had to dial 0 and tell her
I wanted an outside line. Well there is no dialtone on these fones, so it
must be dead til you dial a #. Well I was in 136, and my friends were in 135.
I dialed their # to tell them to wake up. When they hung up I got a dialtone.
I dialed 0 for the desk but instead I got an operator from Indiana Bell. I
called the office to get a printout of all the calls from this room and they
said there WERE no calls. I don't know how that happened but I'm uploading
this phile from the fone in my room right now and I'm not paying for it,
I can assure you.
rosto
We found the rastafarians here in Indy. They are hanging around the courthouse
handbilling. I lost mine, but it said along the lines: laws for po and the
constitution grants freedom of religion, and their religion called for weed.
So they should be able to use it in religious practice. They have been
fighting for reform for 5 years here in Indy because there is a big order of
Jamaicans and others who practice here in Indy.
?
I asked crash to marry me lastnite. She said yes. We will tell you when
the wedding is. If I get everything set and get an apartment and stuff, the
Prime Anarchist'll be the best man. I havent told him yet, so you know before
he does.
Goodbye from Indy the next trip will be to Hawaii on my honeymoon so
listen for the hula issue.
Fah-Q - Live from INDY.
Oh, the speed limit here is 65. For those of you who live in a 65 zone,
the cops'll let you get away with 75-80 most of the time. They set their
radar at 82 so you have a 17 mph leeway.
-bye-
Saw a neat ad on TV for Citibank (criminals they are!!!)
It was a customer discussing her card's abuse, and how helpful citi-
corpse was thru it all. They told her she wasnt responsible for the $200
Amigas, sneekers, fonesex, etc, that likely showed up on her fonebill.
"Had it been another company besides citibank, it would've been ME doing
the talking..."
Ha.
As if some other company would be different. Gimme a break. YOU ARE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 1st $50 OF FRAUD AND THAT'S IT!!!
To report a lost or stolen card, call 1-800-336-0046. I say call them
at least once a day. Tell them you can't find an important business card.
FLASH!!! I JUST DIALED IT AT 5AM AND GOT NO ANSWER. GAVE UP AFTER 130
RINGS. IMAGINE THAT. MY CARD GOT STOLEN AND I CAN'T GET AHOLD OF THEM TO
CANCEL IT. GIVES MY BURGLAR THAT EXTRA TIME TO PLAY AROUND WITH my CARD!!!
Put those detectives to work.
SUGGESTION OF THE MONTH: above cigarette machines and stuff in all
the stores, you'll see APPLICATIONS to credit cards, motor clubs, vacation
getaways, magazines, and assorted stuff. (especially citicorpse stuff)
Send in about 30 or so. Blank? Inaccuracies? Full of swears? etc...
IF YOU FIND MISTEAKS in this publication, please consider that they are
theyre for a purpose. We publish something for everyone and some people are
always looking for mistakes.
& now...THE VERY FAMOUS P A P
prime
anarchist
productions
numbers section
Just remember.
Running #'s is not only fun, it's a moral imperitive.
215-820-3542 hear the prime anarchist's voice. Please dont leave a
message on THAT box. He can no longer retrieve 'em.
800-874-2369 (box 5212) Codesline. Second most agressive to date.
805-681-5550 (5095) 3rd most agressive codezline (FLASH) (WENT DOWN
WITHIN THE LAST HOUR)
516-751-2600 2600 Magazine (the hacker quarterly) voice number.
800-999-club have your credit card ready to set up your own personal
mailbox on CLUB's voice messaging system.
Trivia type stuff: Since 1935, Parker Brothers has produced
nearly 3,000,000,000 little green houses for its Monopoly game.
A mailcarrier, injured after stopping a rolling car from running over an
elderly woman, was reprimanded by his superiors for engaging in "an unsafe
act."
Introducing Vice President George Bush at a fund-raising dinner,
Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson proclaimed, "It's time for the
Bush pregnancy to begin".
some . . people.
.are. . just. so.
. . stupid. .
A few months ago I ran a dial-a-joke with one of the PAP phone lines.
Every day I put up a new joke or two and it was pretty rad. I had some
weird responses I'll tell you.
There was one subtle one where I spoofed an operator going, "you've reached
Dial a Joke. All of our jokes are currently busy, but if you please hold,
the next available joke will be right with you." Guess what?
These three girls waited there for half an hour for the "next joke!"
My machine got to eavesdrop on a 30 minute conversation between these
3 girls about goldfish, boys, money, school, and assorted other stuff
Well this one takes the cake, and I've decided to reprint it for
you. This one is NOT 30 minutes, it's just 3 minutes, cause I switched my
machine over after that 30 minute fiasco.
This girl (they sound like navy wives) had her friend call my machine
on three-way, and after the beep, they started gabbin about the machine.
She's really creative. The girl gave me credit for 3 jokes I NEVER once
put on my machine. I guess if she cant remember what the jokes were,
she'll make em up.
My machine message that day went: "You have reached Lingering Linguini
Pasta Shop. Flour you doing? Dough go away, we'll be right back. Just leave
your macaroni on medium high heat; and we'll return the flavor. Thanks for
cooking. Ravioli. Ha! I kill me!
Here's what they said. (southern accents) "It's paaaaaaaasta." "nice,
huh? The last one? He changes it every now and again, ok? Last one I called.
He goes-- he was singin about the EB's. You know. Bein on strike? He goes
EB'ers, boy this is the pits, and if you dont believe me, you can eat this
shiiiiiiiiiiit."
'N then he was singin, n he goes well this is the story that's all I have
to tell, n if y'all dont like it, you can all go to hell. (she's laughin
hysterically now)
Where did you get this numbuh?
It was on this bank. The bank of barney? And someone stuck it on the bank
of barney. So I said what the hells dialajoke, so I ripped it off 'n brought
it home.
And anyway, he was talkin about it. And it sounded cute, right? so I
said, well, damn. I'm gonna call this number every now and then and find out
what he does, cause, see? he changed it again. He changed it over, cause last
time it was the EB'ers, and this one was about Pasta. I wonder what the next
one's gonna be. hahahaha.
I like the ending though. God I kill myself.
Ha! I kill myself. hehehe
Ravioli, heh heh heh.
Anyway, it was cute. Cute little talkin machine. He changes it
every time that makes the secon-- or third, time he's changed it.
Oh, and one, he was talkin about his wife. He goes, Oh boys, bat
down the hatch, I'm gonna go see my wife and get me some snatch.
And I'm goin Oh my gawwwwd. I let Chuck listen to that one; he
wuz laughin? And he expects you to leave a message after hearin
that?
That's silly.
I'd like to know who he is.
Oh, he's stupid. I coulda done something to that and made a
hundred bucks; but I turned it down.
what did you do?
[Then the 3 minute message limiter cuts em off]
That drove me crazy. They called early in the morning when I
was just starting to wake up too. And I couldnt figure out what
was goin on. But when I played it back I figured out one had the
other on 3way, and they had no idea the machine was recordin them
talkin about it.
What a scream.
This has been ATI ten. Keep in mind. 11 and 12 came out before this
one, but this was meant to be 10, so we're keepin it that way.
Hope ya like...
Any of you who attended the Rutgers Convention last spring will remember
the seminar called Media, Modem, and Music put on by Abbie Hoffman, Marc
Greenberg, and Little Steven. They dealt with a revolution in the music
industry, (and moreso the WHOLE media industry) saying a major change was on
its way. These quotes, and many others in last month's SPIN just grabbed my
attention, and made me think that change might be already powerfully on its
way. (especially if you heard any of Traci Chapman's other (pronounced "not
played on the radio stations")) songs.
At any rate, I didnt mean for this article to make sense as a whole. It
was more or less a collage of musical stuff that might get you grabbin your
acoustic; or hopefully your million watt marshall stack. Cause this shit has
GOT to get out. s/ prime.
FAH-Q'S CORNER...
Well here we are in Indianapolis. ATI had to go on vacation and just
get away from the local secret service... I mean the police. This place is
great. I am checking for 1800 diverters from my hotel room.
You can do all kinds of schitt from a hotel room phone. When we checked
in they never asked for ID so I told them I was Phillip Regular. They gave us
a room in the exec section when I told them I ran a newspaper. The room cost
33 a night with a bottle of wine. Well to get back to the phone. In this
hotel they have a system that can dial direct to another room, just by
dialing a 3 digit number.
Well when I checked in the clerk told me I had to dial 0 and tell her
I wanted an outside line. Well there is no dialtone on these fones, so it
must be dead til you dial a #. Well I was in 136, and my friends were in 135.
I dialed their # to tell them to wake up. When they hung up I got a dialtone.
I dialed 0 for the desk but instead I got an operator from Indiana Bell. I
called the office to get a printout of all the calls from this room and they
said there WERE no calls. I don't know how that happened but I'm uploading
this phile from the fone in my room right now and I'm not paying for it,
I can assure you.
rosto
We found the rastafarians here in Indy. They are hanging around the courthouse
handbilling. I lost mine, but it said along the lines: laws for po and the
constitution grants freedom of religion, and their religion called for weed.
So they should be able to use it in religious practice. They have been
fighting for reform for 5 years here in Indy because there is a big order of
Jamaicans and others who practice here in Indy.
?
I asked crash to marry me lastnite. She said yes. We will tell you when
the wedding is. If I get everything set and get an apartment and stuff, the
Prime Anarchist'll be the best man. I havent told him yet, so you know before
he does.
Goodbye from Indy the next trip will be to Hawaii on my honeymoon so
listen for the hula issue.
Fah-Q - Live from INDY.
Oh, the speed limit here is 65. For those of you who live in a 65 zone,
the cops'll let you get away with 75-80 most of the time. They set their
radar at 82 so you have a 17 mph leeway.
-bye-
SUGGESTION OF THE MONTH: above cigarette machines and stuff in all
the stores, you'll see APPLICATIONS to credit cards, motor clubs, vacation
getaways, magazines, and assorted stuff. (especially citicorpse stuff)
Send in about 30 or so. Blank? Inaccuracies? Full of swears? etc...
IF YOU FIND MISTEAKS in this publication, please consider that they are
theyre for a purpose. We publish something for everyone and some people are
always looking for mistakes.
& now...THE VERY FAMOUS P A P
