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KEEP THOSE CARDIGANS & LETTUCE COMING
Call this a letter to the editor, if you like.
WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
What kind of hairbrained, head-up-his-ass, moron came
up with this one? It had to be a man, and one that had
never been around a lactating woman. Any idiot with half
a brain could figure out that when your breasts are
engorged and swollen to nearly twice their normal size,
and AIR makes them hurt, it is NOT a sexually arousing
experience to have an infant with more sucking power
than a heavy-duty vacuum cleaner attatched to their
cracked, bleeding, inflamed nipples.
I'm appalled that some ignorant fuck could take the
most natural, fullfilling, miserably painful thing in
the world, and make it nothing more than a bastardised
perversion of itself.
The person who came up with this idea is a sick
mother-fucker with way to much time on his hands, and
probably a pedophile, besides, to think of feeding
an infant in terms of eroticism.
I'm nauseated.
-Ann
ELVIS WRITES NEW SITCOM FOR THE WB
By Dustbunny
Reprinted from her usenet post.
finally. Since I started this job, I've been waiting for
Elvis Costello to do something remotely Spin-worthy so
that I could write a story about my hero. And the time
is now. Costello and T-Bone Burnett have teamed up to
develop a comedy-drama television series for the WB.
I love the WB. And I love Costello. According to
Variety, the show will center on four ex-fashion
models who decide to try their luck at being rock
stars, spend a lot of other people's cash, and
face a lot of obstacles along the way. Thank the
dear sweet lord, Mr. Costello will be writing an
original song to appear in each episode of the
series, slated to begin airing next fall. Burnett
will act as an executive producer, overseeing
primarily the show's musical content. Costello
will be with long-time friend, UPN producer John
Mankiewicz, to write, develop, and executive
produce the pilot-the idea for which came about
through e-mail correspondence between the two
earlier this year. After shopping their concept
around a bit, Imagine Television President Tony
Krantz offered to produce the show alongside 20th
Century Fox Television. Costello told Variety that
he imagines his rocker-girl characters doing some
crazy deeds, like travelling into outer space and
rescuing folks "from dastardly dictators." The show
will also deal with some legitimate music industry
topics, like snarky agents and label pressures,
the likes of which my boy Elvis no doubt knows
quite a bit about. Costello even hinted that he
might crop up as a villain or "flunkie" on the
series somewhere on down the line. In related
news, Elvis Costello is God.
LYRIC IN THE FORM OF AN ANONYMOUS POST
I know who wrote it...it wasn't me...and
they wouldn't want it reprinted with their
name so...just do it anonymously if you
like it so much...they don't read your
zine...
At 12:25 29.10.00 -0600, you wrote:
>_______,
>Who wrote that? I'd love to reprint it in my zine.
>If it's yours, the question becomes, "may I?"
>If you have no idea, I guess it's "should I."
>marc
>> >On Mon, 16 Oct 2000 20:59:50
>> > ____ ______ wrote:
"A VISITOR FROM THE PAST"
I had a dream the other night, I didn't understand.
A figure walking through the mist, with flintlock in his hand.
His clothes were torn and dirty, as he stood there by the bed,
He took off his three-cornered hat, and speaking low, he said:
"We fought a revolution, to secure our liberty.
We wrote the Constitution, as a shield from tyranny,
For future generations, this legacy we gave,
In this, the land of the free and the home of the brave."
"The freedom we secured for you, we hoped you'd always keep.
But tyrants labored endlessly, while your parents were asleep.
Your freedom gone, your courage lost, you're no more than a slave,
In this, the land of the free and the home of the brave."
"You buy permits to travel, and permits to own a gun,
Permits to start a business, or to build a place for one.
On land that you believe you own, you pay a yearly rent,
Although you have no voice in choosing how the money's spent."
"Your children must attend a school that doesn't educate.
Your Christian values can't be taught, according to the state.
You read about the current news, in a regulated press.
You pay a tax you do not owe, to please the I.R.S."
"Your money is no longer made of silver or of gold.
You trade your wealth for paper, so your life can be controlled
You pay for crimes that make our nation turn from God in shame,
You've taken Satan's number, as you've traded in your name."
"You've given government control to those who do you harm,
So they can padlock churches, and steal the family farm,
And keep the country deep in debt, put men of God in jail,
Harass your fellow countrymen, while corrupted courts prevail."
"Your public servants don't uphold the solemn oath they've sworn.
Your daughters visit doctors so their children won't be born.
Your leaders ship artillery and guns to foreign shores,
And send your sons to slaughter, fighting other people's wars."
"Can you regain freedom for which we fought and died?
Or don't you have the courage or the faith to stand with pride.
Are there no more values for which you'll fight to save?
Or do you wish your children to live in fear and be a slave?"
"Sons of the Republic, arise and take a stand!
Defend the Constitution, the Supreme Law of the Land!
Preserve our great republic and each God-given right,
And pray to God to keep the torch of freedom burning bright!"
As I awoke he vanished, in the mist from which he came.
His words were true, we are not free. We have ourselves to blame.
For even now as tyrants trample each God-given right,
We only watch and tremble, too afraid to stand and fight.
If he stood by your bedside, in a dream while you're asleep,
And wondered what remains of our rights he fought to keep,
What would be your answer, if he called out from the grave?
Is this still the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave?
ending...
As is semi-traditional around here,
we end ATI zine with a parody.
THEY'RE REPUBLICRATS
to the tune of the Beatles' "You Can't Do That"
words by Merritt Bussiere
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Elections are upon us and it's such a pain,
G G7
The 2 major parties, Man, they're both the same
C7 G
They're gonna let you down, and leave you flat
D7 C7 G - D7
Because I told you before, they're Republicrats.
Seems like every four years it's just like before,
I go looking for some choice, I get George W. Gore.
He's gonna let me down, and leave me flat
Because I told you before, they're Republicrats.
BRIDGE: [that "confounded bridge"]
G B7-Em
I've been thinking Green
C D7 G
Cause we gotta start thinking long-term
G B7-Em
Not get caught in between
Am7 D7
That same damn donkey and a pachyderm
So, please listen to me and don't waste your vote,
And get more bassackwards leadership shoved down your throat.
They're gonna let us down, and leave us flat
Because I told you before, they're Republicrats.
D7 C7 G
Because I told you before, they're Republicrats.
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